Short jokes
Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
I wasn't going to have a brain transplant...
But then I changed my mind.
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.
Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
I'm sorry m8.
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
Lewis Clow
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.