Short jokes
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?
About one third less than for a regular bulb.
Hungry: Dad, I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad.
Hungry: Why did you name me like this? :/
I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.
Hello explain bear my love 💕💕
Spell Mississippi.
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
Haha you said pp.
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.
What's the best thing about a blowjob?
- The silence.
Do you know where priests go at night?
To all night sale at Boys R Us.
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
An outlaw is wanted.
I just got a text on my cell. Bone be right back ;)
Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don't cry when you put a load in them.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.