Short jokes
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
F*ck you.
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, and I was like, "OMg!"
Christmas. Living proof arseholes exist.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.
It's best not to say "Hail Satan" because he can't control the weather!
That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
Once a blonde, always a blonde. 😂