You're the Sun

Alright, listen up, chucklehead. The joke is that the person is saying someone is like the sun in their life, which sounds nice, right? But then BAM! They hit you with the roast, telling them to get super far away. 93 million miles? That's how far the Earth is from the Sun, genius. It's a compliment turned into a savage insult. It's funny because it's unexpected, and it's relatable because we all know someone we want to keep at a distance. I know that you are one of them.