Short jokes
How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do his essay.
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
Children in the dark make mistakes.
Mistakes in the dark make children.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
Qualification Check:
Single
Taken
Friended ✔
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
Poo.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Facial detection? More like racial detection.
Why does Sans like puns so much? Probably because he finds them humorous.
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.