Short jokes
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
Now ain't that cool?
"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.
Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"
And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
I should name my dog Ariana Grande.
That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.
When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"
Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.
My stepdad took me to work, and he told me I could climb trees.
I woke up in a hospital. Wait, did I mention that my stepdad was a lumberjack?
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.