Short jokes
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Hang in there, you all, Literally.
My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel, and an alibi.
Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
Dee.