Short jokes
I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live.
How does Stephen Hawking compete in the hurdles?
He ducks when he gets to them.
Where did Janet go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
What do you call a fat chink?
Saturn.
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9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
I love breakups. My ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!