Short jokes
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
No pine, no gain!
"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."
And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
I told them, "Just you wait!"
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?