Short jokes
What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?
I haven’t banged a hooker.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
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Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.