Short jokes
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Why don’t I like shafting?
It feels squishy.
I got a toaster for my birthday and said, "Yay, new bath bomb!"
Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.
What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
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