Short jokes
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
kiibati orojo?
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked!
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
Clap em sis!
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.