Short jokes
Yo, everyone! My sis is pregnant, and I’m gonna be a dad!
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.
Me: "Are you ok sir?"
Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."
Me: "Well, which one are ya?"
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
I have a match!
My ass, your face.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
At night I became a mattress murderer.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
2 times 4 equals 18?
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
What do you call a fruit's penis?
A percock.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
What do women have on an empty stomach? A miscarriage.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.