Short jokes
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
The belt broke.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
My stepdad took me to work, and he told me I could climb trees.
I woke up in a hospital. Wait, did I mention that my stepdad was a lumberjack?
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.