Short jokes
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked!
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
Clap em sis!
Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.