Social Issues jokes
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?
A school shooting.
There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.
How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
"Proud Boys? More like proud snitches!"
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
My friend asked me how fast my humor was, and I said it jumps borders. Then he asked how dark my humor is, and I said it picks cotton.
I wish I didn't have depression because all my friends have "BBC Bitch be crazy" disease.
What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini.
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I'm gonna stop telling rape jokes...
They just seem so forced.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.