Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
Short Jokes
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?
My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.
Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cumming soon.
You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?
"Will there be seconds?"
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The Bushes.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery... I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
What do the initials FBI stand for?
Federal Bureau of Idiots.
