Short jokes
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
How do you punish a blind person?
Hand them a gun and tell them it’s a hairdryer.
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
Been learning Chinese...
69 is too-can-chew.
All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.