Short jokes
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
I am thinking of removing my spine.
It's only holding me back.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
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Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.
I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.
What happened when the man died? Yes.