Short jokes
What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Corvette in my garage.
How do you make a pool table laugh?
You tickle its balls.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.
Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
When will delusional Christians grow up and realize their fairy tales aren't based in reality?
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.
Why do white people carry Confederate flags?
To remind us that they are losers.
What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?
When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"
How many fingers am I holding? I'm not holding any fingers.
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
Why did the poop cross the street? Because it was trying to get in the toilet.
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
Y'all are whack at jokes, y'all suck!
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.