Short jokes
Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣