Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
Unfixable Hairline
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is a roast about someone's receding or messed-up hairline. It's so bad that not even a barber, who is a professional at fixing hair, can do anything about it. This implies that the hairline is beyond repair, which is an insult, you potato.