Dinosaur's inability to talk

Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Hey, dummy! Dinosaurs are extinct, meaning they're super dead. Dead things usually don't talk, unless you're watching a bad zombie movie. You probably think water is wet, huh?

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