Short jokes
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
"I think my baby is so similar to me!"
"True, but the most important thing is that he is healthy!"
You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.
And an exorcism.
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
How many Joe Biden jokes are there?
None, because they're all true.
Long live the quee—Oh wait...
When a sign says "Do Not Walk on the Grass," it does not apply to Stephen Hawking.
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
I did not.
Google 'dancing Israelis'.