What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
Short Jokes
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
Are you a mental hospital? Cause I need to be in you.
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
TV: Water found on Mars...
Mars: 1
Africa: 0
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
