Short jokes
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
What do you do when you hear your wife squirming around in the back yard?
Reload... chhchhhh.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
I can't believe I got fired at the calendar factory. I mean... all I did was take a day off!
I went on holiday to the coast the other day, and I saw a shark.
I was alright, but I don't think my feet were.
A happy mother: "Why is your sister so quiet?! And how did you get super glue stuck on your penis?!"
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
Say "beans" fast three times.
Now you’re an idiot.
My wife said I have no sense of direction.
I said, "Where did that come from?"
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?
You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!