Short jokes
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”
Patient: “OK.”
Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife!”
Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...