Short jokes

When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦

Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.

Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-

What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?

A jump rope!

How do you say "nose" in Spanish?

hmm.... No sé.

An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.

What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."

Cooper is the best to ever live.

You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?

Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.

What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.

They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.

What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?

Baby in a blender.

Hi Ethan!

Hi Eric Le!

What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣

Why is the Reaper not funny at all?

Well, he tells dead jokes!

I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.

So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!

What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?

George Floyd was able to breathe again.

Why do orphans use iPhone X's?

Because they can't find home.