Short jokes
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
Don't listen.
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
I asked my North Korean friend how it is to live there.
He said he couldn't complain.
Why don’t I like shafting?
It feels squishy.
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
Who's Lil John?
Someone stole my balls :(
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall? Dam!
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
There’s no "I" in "sex," but there’s a "U" in "cum."
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."
Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
Two (DYM 112)