Short jokes
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.
He hugged me!
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
With great depression comes great antidepressants.
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.