Short jokes
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
The Nazis.
herishy, my little sissy dont report me.
Oompa Loompa Doobity doo, I got a glock and it’s pointing at you.
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
By the law, you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle.
Someone cutting the cheese then farted.
Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
Trump's coming back.
Yes, yes~.
Trump's coming back!
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
I’m taken, taken my own life, bitch!
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!