Short jokes
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
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User name is Nico Belick.
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Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.