Short jokes
What is the best way to end a cookbook?
And that’s a wrap!
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.
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What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.
But no pun in ten did.
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
Yesterday I made food using oil--olive oil.
(I love oil!)
Sam Gonzales
What's breakdancing, twitching, and noisy?
A child with epilepsy.
Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.
I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.
What's big, round, and can't move?
A vegetable!
What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?
George Floyd was able to breathe again.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?
Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
Mitosis!!!!!! >:)
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
What did Santa say when he got to the club? Ho, ho, ho!