Short jokes
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
Well, at least my adoption fee cost more than you.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.
My mom and I went to a bank. Hard to say I never heard of it. The name is "Addison Banks."
LOL
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
One time I was watching TV.
Mom: Omg, your dad is coming!
Me: Omg, really?
Mom: Sike, I lied.
Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."
I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!
The more I light my lighter, the lighter my lighter gets, until it's too light to light.
What is a pup's favorite pizza?
Pupperoni
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
I hate wearing a mask in public.
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.