Short jokes
Whatβs the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, βlet me guess, a little blood on the rocks?β
Knock knock.
Who is there?
WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
Q. What's the difference between a CEO and a deer?
A. You don't normally fuck the deer after you've shot it.
It's been 2 years since I've been on this. Hello, guys!
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
Prostitution. The only job that pays more if you suck.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.