Short jokes
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
It was too irritating to listen to her and lend her my ear to talk to.
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!"
The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don’t follow you..."
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
The British Society of Psychics' annual convention had to be cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances!
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
Where do T. Rexes shop? Dino-stores.
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
God bless the shooting that happened.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
Stop posting things on orphan jokes, then!
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.