Short jokes
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
You were supposed to be born in the tree.
The sticks were your siblings.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
I just came across a pile of cash in the parking lot.
Usually I just use tissues.
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
I finally got a girlfriend.
Her name is Remington Model 32.