Short jokes
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
I just came across a pile of cash in the parking lot.
Usually I just use tissues.
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
You were supposed to be born in the tree.
The sticks were your siblings.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.