Michael Jackson's Instrument

What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.

Explanation

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Listen up, buttercup! This joke is a play on words. "Skin flute" is slang for... well, a penis. The joke implies Michael Jackson's favorite instrument is a small penis, which is rude. You probably thought MJ liked music, didn't you, dummy? LOL!

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