Armless Kid's Christmas Present

What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?

He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a kid without arms. He gets gloves for Christmas, which is useless 'cause he can't use 'em. You're probably thinking, "Gloves are for hands!" Well, congrats, genius, you're catching on. You wouldn't last a day in the woods, but at least you got this one.

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