Short jokes
Chiropractor: Final neck adjustment in 3, 2, 1. How did that feel?
Me: *silence*
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
Last week a girl asked me for sex. I had to disappoint her... so I said yes.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.