Short jokes
What is similar about a dog and a woman? You can ask them to come.
I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck?
Incest.
I asked my daddy what sex was. He said, "Wanna cum and try it?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Crippling depression.
Crippling depression who--?
Me.
Retards.
What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?
Two number NEINs.
What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...A girl scout that got hit by a car.
How do you kill a little boy?
You throw him between two Catholic priests.
Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!
If Charlie Kirk were a 5-year-old schoolkid being murdered, America would have moved on by now.
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
Curiosity killed the cat.
But for a while, I was a suspect.
"I’m sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing.
Except at a funeral.
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
Why is the sun mad at the clouds?
The clouds keep throwing shade.
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.