Short jokes
Bust it open for Jesus!
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.
Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...
Really bad penis joke.
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
How are you?
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
I give props to pedophiles.
They always go slow in the school zones.
When my dog barks, he gets ruff.
Where do terrorists go when they die?
Answer: Everywhere.
Hey, dude man. I'm a dude man.
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
I don't know what to say.
How do you know an orphan is telling the truth?
When they swear on their mother's grave!
"Jizzy jazz all over my ass."
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!