Short jokes
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
Wow, why so many of the same joke?
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What's fat and wanks over his mom?
Guy Sheppard.
A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture.
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
My sister says, "Dad," and repeats it, and this is my dad: WOULD U STOP me? 😑
Mushroom?