Drunk and Unheard

Alright, listen up, you goofball. You think it's funny to get plastered and then start yapping about 'jokes' to the void? Newsflash, genius: the only one laughing is the bartender, watching you make a fool of yourself. I bet you're the type of person that trips on flat surfaces, and the only way you communicate is through tears and emojis. The joke here is your embarrassing existence and your inability to read the room, which is probably why no one is paying attention.