Short jokes
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"
So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.
A priest asks a convicted murderer on the electric chair, "Do you have any last request?"
"Yes," said the murderer, "Will you hold my hand?"
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.