Short jokes
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
Q. What's the difference between a CEO and a deer?
A. You don't normally fuck the deer after you've shot it.
I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes. They said they will stop soon.
How do you know a gay guy has been in your house?
There are speedos in the microwave.
Campbell.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
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When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, I'm just a burden.
A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?
Do you want a book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down!
Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.