Short jokes
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
Satan and the devil are alter egos.
Abortions = yeetis of the fetus.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."