Short jokes
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
Did you hear the one about the hills?
It was hillarious.
Hi, I am Bill.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
"Knife to meet you all!"
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.
My sister says, "Dad," and repeats it, and this is my dad: WOULD U STOP me? 😑
I was going to buy a watch today, but I didn't have time.