Short jokes
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
Chiropractor: Final neck adjustment in 3, 2, 1. How did that feel?
Me: *silence*
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Last week a girl asked me for sex. I had to disappoint her... so I said yes.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
I finally got a girlfriend.
Her name is Remington Model 32.
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"