Alchemist Uncle

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about an uncle who's supposedly an "alchemist." Alchemy is like, old-timey science where they tried to turn cheap stuff into gold. But instead of gold, this dude turns beer into abuse. Geddit? It's funny 'cause it's dark and probably true for some poor sap out there. Also, you probably drink too much, you look like it. Keep your wits about you.