Humour

Humour Jokes

What's the difference between dark humour and morbid humour?

Dark humour is 10 babys in a trash can Morbid humour is 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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My sister asked me what is dark humour i asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? KINDERSURPRISE!

What is the difference between a priest and a zit?

The zit waits until your twelve to come on your face

You know you have twisted humour when you crack a smile when a minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the coloured ones