Humour jokes
My friend has a dry sense of humor.
Probably because her body was decomposed ages ago.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.
See, morbid humor is just like water, not everyone gets it.
Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.
Why does Sans like puns so much? Probably because he finds them humorous.
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
I am dark humor.
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
My humour is so dark that its life matters.
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.
What is the difference between a priest and a zit?
The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.
And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."