Humour jokes
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
What is the difference between a priest and a zit?
The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"
Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.
Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.
It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery, except abortion jokes, because then there is no delivery.
My friend has a dry sense of humor.
Probably because her body was decomposed ages ago.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
I am dark humor.
Rape humor is not funny. Like if you agree.
Dark humour is like skin.
The darker it is, the less people like it.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
My humour is so dark that its life matters.
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.