Lynx, where the fuck are you? This is Dagger Jr. (Proof in comments).
Short Jokes
Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.
If it does more than pee, it's too old for me!
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
I think God is cool with abortion.
After all, he did kill his only son.
Lately, I’ve been wearing sunglasses when I have sex.
So I don’t get pepper sprayed.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
You are all going to be pun-ished!
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
I've been told I've got a perfect cock.
She sure was hard on me when I took it from her, though.
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
Do you need an ark?
Because I Noah guy!
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.
Where do cows stop to drink?
The Milky Way!
