Short jokes
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
Circumference.
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeve.
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
Cocomelon.
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
If you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange."
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.
Hoes be like, "I've been through a lot."
No, a lot's been through you.
I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"
She started crying.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving; you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
What happened to the guy who tried to catch fog?
He mist.
Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.