Short jokes
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.
When you get caught about to shoot up the school,
*slowly puts AR to chin*
Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
Jack and Jill went up a hill
To pick some dill.
Jack slid down the hill and hurt his leg of skill,
And he needed a painkiller pill.
When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Hey girl, are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
Bob: Hey bud, remember we're going to space!
Carol: Really? I forgot to planet.
Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart one morning?
Because he heard little boys' pants were half off!
My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.