Short jokes
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
I was going to buy a watch today, but I didn't have time.
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
I hit myself on a window yesterday. I really felt the pane.
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
That was a horrible pun. You should be sent to the PUN-itentiary!
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.
Did you hear the one about the hills?
It was hillarious.
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
My new leaf blower doesn't work. It sucks.
Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.
A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.