Short jokes
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake?
"Baa" "dumm" "tsss"
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
Well, at least my adoption fee cost more than you.
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
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What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."
Me:.....
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
Keep yourself safe!
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.
Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.
Boy: ...
Boy: Get the hell out!
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.