Short jokes
Poop backwards is poop. 💩
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
What do rapists like to suck?
The life out of their victim.
Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
You walk into your grandma's room and you see her naked and she says "Come here grandson." What would you do?
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
I'm in school shooting. #USA
What is BK but gay?
Bgay.
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
How does an artist fill in a CV?
He draws on experience.
A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”
Obese is the N-word for fat people.
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.