Short jokes
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
Only a true MHA fan would understand.
Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.
I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad.
I’m a faux pa.
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.
Justice for all!
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
I got kicked out of the hospital.
Apparently, the sign "Stroke patients here" meant something totally different.