Short jokes
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
What the heck did I discover?
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
It's sad someone has ligma.
My anus smells.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
qwertyuiol.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."