Short jokes
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"
The child said, "A mistake."
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What was the first thing Thanos snapped?
Loki’s neck.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.