Short jokes
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.