Short jokes
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
Lol.
Wanna touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material.
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.
Why didn't Sally get home from work?
She got hit by a bus.
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?
"Will there be seconds?"
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!
"Don’t look! I saw you peeking through the window."
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!