Short jokes

How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?

She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.

What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?

I’d hit that.

My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.

She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.

Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫

Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?

Jokes are like Indians.

They never die, they just get reincarnated.

I met an African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.

We just clicked.

I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.

I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.

All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."

I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.

What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?

Alabama wind chimes.

Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.

Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.

He is now playing the whore-monica.

I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.

What do you call a U.S. border hopper?

A Mexican jumping bean.

Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.

But you gotta eat it!

Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!

Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?

Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.

His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.

Why are people from New York so bad at chess?

Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).