I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.
Short Jokes
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?
Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.
Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.
