Short jokes
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
What did the cat say when he got mad?
I'm hissed!
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.
My attempt in 2021.
And my attempt this year.
Everyone put your age here.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.