Short jokes
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.
So I sold them.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.
Wait, actually.
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
I was trying to hang the lights when I accidentally kicked the chair.
Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!
I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.