Short jokes
My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
2,996 kill streak, boom!
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
Everyone put your age here.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️