Short jokes
F*ck me!
Robert Scott is a NumNut.
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
Myles Parfitt ;/
Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
Michael J. Fox came up to me the other day and introduced himself to me. He said, "Hey, what’s shaking?"
I said, "You."
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
Gallons (DYM 113).
Ewwwwwww!
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!