Short jokes
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Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
A guy bought an AMG and crashed it. Now he knows how the Mercedes bends.
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.
It was a breathtaking experience.
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long.
Why would a dead guy lie?
Because he can't stand up.
What did the shoe say to the other shoe?
Nothing, it was tied up in another conversation.
What did the kids say hi to? A slide.
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress... ewww!"
"Shut up and leave the bedroom."
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
My sister is so annoying. She won $10,000 to go to hell.
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
My bumper sticker says: "👋FORMER BABY ON BOARD."
I once made a belt out of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.