I would name my daughter awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.
You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded it's title back
one time in my dream i had a dream that all people in wheelchair could walk it was awesome i could walk
i’ve tryed to like all of your jokes they are funny 😆 and joshisboss you are awesome keep up the good work 👍🏻
This rat did the most amazing thing ever it was pretty radical dude.
Have ya heard about the awesome fruit race? the lettuce was ahead but the tomato was able to ketchup!
Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...
Mom asks “Why are you are THIS show??? It’s DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!” The child says “Don’t you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?” Mon whispers “Oh, you DEAD.”
I have an awesome sex drive, my girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.
Fortnite is good (Awesome joke, right?)
I am awesome look at me
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have? Because no one forgets it! :))
I'll give you an A because your awesome s B because you beautiful a C because your caring And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it
Morbius was awesome and the Batman sucked.
Baseball is awesome 😎
What is a dog 🐕 that is awesome? A smart dog 🐶
To you, Iron man may seem cool or awesome. But to me, he is pretty ironic.
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian don’t bother me none babe Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine! “hol up”
