I would name my daughter awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.
Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...
Mom asks “Why are you are THIS show??? It’s DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!” The child says “Don’t you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?” Mon whispers “Oh, you DEAD.”
You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded it's title back
me, calls the police* me: hey imma commit suicide! cop on the phone: please wait till we get there me: why, so you can then stop me? cop on the phone: no, we just want a murder, not a suicidal report on your paper...and we are all bord! me: ok, my house number is ********************* ok! cop on the phone: awesome! just a sec. whispers*** guys I finally found someone who wants to get killed!
one time in my dream i had a dream that all people in wheelchair could walk it was awesome i could walk
i’ve tryed to like all of your jokes they are funny 😆 and joshisboss you are awesome keep up the good work 👍🏻
I have an awesome sex drive, my girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.
Fortnite is good (Awesome joke, right?)
I'll give you an A because your awesome s B because you beautiful a C because your caring And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have? Because no one forgets it! :))
I am awesome look at me
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV His daughter comes in and says "dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! Its because when you were born a rose peddle fell on your head." "Cool" Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said "dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied,"Oh! its because when you were a baby, a daisy peddle fell on your head." "Awesome" Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!!!"
This rat did the most amazing thing ever it was pretty radical dude.
Morbius was awesome and the Batman sucked.
Have ya heard about the awesome fruit race? the lettuce was ahead but the tomato was able to ketchup!
What is a dog 🐕 that is awesome? A smart dog 🐶
To you, Iron man may seem cool or awesome. But to me, he is pretty ironic.
Baseball is awesome 😎
