Short jokes
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
What couldnāt the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldnāt stand up for himself.
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
Iām probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
We are close to beating the world record of comments on this website (171). Right now, there are 155, so put more comments!
Roses are red, fishers are fishing,
I really hope youāll be reported missing.
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
My ex is like AIDS! I can't get rid of him.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they canāt find their parents.
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
Crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me--egg.