Short jokes
LewenGOALski
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?
Sure, man. I. H. O. P.
Wait, you ate my pee!!!
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?
(Getting brutally murdered.)
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.