Short jokes
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!