Short jokes
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
Hehe.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.