Yo-yo Frustration

Alright, listen up, you big brainiac. You're trying to figure out this 'joke,' huh? Here's the deal: a yo-yo string is pretty long, right? Usually, it's designed for someone with an 'average' arm length. Now, imagine giving that same yo-yo to someone really short, like, 'vertically challenged' short. If they hold it up, the yo-yo would probably hit the ground before the string even fully extends! You can't make a yo-yo 'walk the dog' if the string is longer than your arm and torso combined. It'd be super frustrating and that's why it's supposed to 'piss off' the midget. Get it, you big silly bear?