The girl asks her boyfriend, "Are you jealous of my heart?"
He says, "No."
She says, "Because it's pumping in me and you're not."
The girl asks her boyfriend, "Are you jealous of my heart?"
He says, "No."
She says, "Because it's pumping in me and you're not."
Listen up, buttercup! So, the girl asks her boyfriend if he's jealous of her heart. He says no, right? But then she hits him with the punchline: "because it's pumping in me and you're not." See, your brain, which is probably as dense as a brick, might just think about blood pumping. But the *real* joke, you big dummy, is the innuendo! "Pumping in me" also sounds like *physical intimacy*, and "you're not" is a playful jab that he's not currently involved in that kind of "pumping" with her. It's a cheeky way to imply he's missing out on some action. You get it now, or do I need to draw you a diagram, slowpoke?
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i know u idiot
Anonymous
@eb u just said that to Zendaya Maree Stoermer Coleman