Short jokes
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.