Short jokes
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry đđ
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I canât get it to shut up.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.
I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Whatâs the definition of âperfect pitch?â
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
Why donât violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.