Short jokes
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."
Me:.....
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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Me:?
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.