Short jokes
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
Yo Nan.
Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?
A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.
I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.
Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."
Rich person: "Then buy a house!"
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
Spell "I C U P." I see you pee.