Short jokes
Justice for all!
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?
My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.
Americans: I will cook the pizza.
Italians: I cooka de pizza!