Short jokes
If a wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been muggled?
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
1+1? Too hard.
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
The guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was...
"Don't let your guard down."
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isnβt a joke, but why not?
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What does an electric-type PokΓ©mon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
Iβm Zaptos intolerant!
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.