Short jokes
I got kicked out of the hospital.
Apparently, the sign "Stroke patients here" meant something totally different.
What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.