Short jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.
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Why did Santa stop at three ho's?
Ms. Claus caught him.
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
If your parachute fails midair, remember, you have the rest of your life to fix it.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
Why is a ghost so predictable?
Because you can see right through it.
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
I actually want peace, not war.
That's what I always try reminding my girlfriend before beating her up.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.