What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
Short Jokes
I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. πππ
Guess what? I have a baby in ten trashcans.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping blockπ€
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
I'm actually against abortion.
Just go to the car wash and tell 'em you ate too much red pasta!
