Short jokes
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Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
All jokes are funny with the correct delivery. Except for abortion jokes, there is no delivery.
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
"You have your entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?"
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
What's the difference between my father and acne?
Acne waited for me to be a teenager before coming on my face.
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.
Jane ate her friend’s colon.
I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.
Because obviously she doesn’t listen.
Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
Me: I must have a mirror in my jeans, 'cause I see you in my pants.
They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!