Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.
That’s about to become a rope around my neck.
Worn-Out Sweater
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about wanting to off yourself. The punchline implies turning the "hanging by a thread" saying into actually hanging yourself with a rope, like from a sweater. People who find jokes funny are 60% less likely to die young, so it's not looking good for you.