Short jokes
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
What is the best game for a deaf person?
Charades.
What's an upside of being an orphan?
You'll never get grounded again.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
I used to think that I had a Japanese friend, but it was just my imagi-asian.
Why do dolphins live in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
Q. What's the biggest cause of infant drownings? A. Postpartum depression.
Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?
A. Crayons.
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? A rabbi cuts it off, a priest sucks it off.
Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because he knows he isn't allowed to come in the back door.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.
Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?
Because he couldn't breathe.
What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
What do you call an under-the-weather seven?
A sick seven.
When the priest said, "Be gone from this boy, demon!" the demon replied, "And you get out of the boy!"
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"Father replied, "I don't know, son. I'm still paying."