Short jokes
I once went to the bar for a pint, but the strippers there didn't have that much breast milk.
Trump.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"
They replied, "I don’t know."
I said, "Fsh."
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
Why can’t orphanage kids play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
How do Americans learn the metric system?
9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.