Short jokes
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.
Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
Neither has he.
Why is the rum gone?
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.