Short jokes
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
I got you the candy. Haha! You idiot, it's poison!
Noticing how wet and gentle the baby's mouth was on the bottle tip, this gave Uncle Willie an idea.
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
I'm serious, what's a "dad?"
Cancer is so easy to beat. I'm already at stage four!
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Q. Who do you call when a baby with anencephaly is born? A. The funeral home.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
Hi Ethan!
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
Why was nine scared of ten?
Because five was a registered twelve offender.
Wait, can I try the joke again?
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!