Short jokes
Your mum is a Rune Giant.
Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.
Here is the meaning of the name Gwen!
Good
Wise
Enough
Nice
Mean meaning of the name Gwen!
Grumpy
Words
Enough
Nasty
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing? Dead mooves.
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!
The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing. Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
L: you
You: 😂
Why is time important? To not be late.
Blessed Brian, your secrets are safe with me... because I wasn’t listening when you told them.
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
Don't drink and park.
Accidents cause people.