Short jokes
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.
Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"
A man hit a woman with his car, who is wrong?
The man, because you can’t drive into the kitchen.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
My wife said I didn’t listen to a single thing she says.
What a weird way to start a conversation!
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
What is the best game for a deaf person?
Charades.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.