Short jokes
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
What is smegma name?
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
Comment and join Dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.