Short jokes
What did Rengoku say to his class?
"Set your school ablaze!"
Doctor: You'll be at peace soon, sir.
Me: What? Am I dying?
Doctor: No, your wife is.
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.
Are you suicide, 'cause you're always on my mind?
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
What do a black person and Alexander Hamilton have in common?
They both got shot.
Don't give up on your dreams...
Keep sleeping.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her anyway.