I rate you 9 out of 10, because I'm the 1 you need.
Short Jokes
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!
Me: Just like me.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.
Viagra is a lot like amusement parks...
It's a one hour wait, for a two-minute ride.
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
I'm Tall.
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
David? Mitosis.
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
Do you want to buy my Hoover?
I mean... it's just collecting dust.
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory!
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
