Short jokes
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!
My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says, "You’re next!"
When we attend a funeral, I say, "You’re next!"
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.