Short jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.
I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
I like my women how I like my scotch: 11 years old and mixed with Coke.
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday, which sucks because I wanted her to flow further down.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.