Short jokes
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
My wife made electric eel for supper. I was shocked!
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
I have a choking kink, so I will enjoy hanging.
Bestfriend @3am: I love you.
Me: Love you too.
*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*
I don't know if this is funny.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
Underground Fruit Association of N&C (UGFA)?
We’re bananas!
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
Guys, help! I need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being for real right now, guys, help!
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
The F in orphans stands for family...
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...
Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.