Chickpea vs. Lentil

  • What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

    I've never had a lentil on my face.

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  • Explain Bear

    Hey, dummy! The joke is that the question is answered with a made up saying. Someone has probably had a chickpea on their face at one time or another. You have probably never had a lentil on your face. What's a lentil anyway? You should know what it is before you put it on your face! I bet you eat boogers.

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