I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.
She said "but the world is round"
I said, babe you are my world.
"Babe is it in?" "Yea." "Does it hurt?" "Uh huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."
babe im breaking up with you. y? im turning 18 tomorrow
Everybody add @christianisni22 on snap!!
Hes a hot babe and he's single
I remember having a crush on my math teacher so i winked at her and said "dont worry babe, ill callculater."
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian don’t bother me none babe Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine! “hol up”
Hey babe!
There were two two twin brothers Lucas and Marcus. Marcus got a girl friend while Lucas stayed single. A few weeks later Lucas was caught kissing Marcus's girlfriend and Marcus comes over and says: "Babe I know we're twins but I'm Marcus and that's Lucas you were kissing." and his girlfriend looks at him and says: "I know."
what's better then throwing dead babe's? catching them after with a pitch fork