There were two two twin brothers Lucas and Marcus. Marcus got a girl friend while Lucas stayed single. A few weeks later Lucas was caught kissing Marcus's girlfriend and Marcus comes over and says: "Babe I know we're twins but I'm Marcus and that's Lucas you were kissing." and his girlfriend looks at him and says: "I know."
I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.
She said "but the world is round"
I said, babe you are my world.
titanic - "yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her"
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BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
"Babe is it in?" "Yea." "Does it hurt?" "Uh huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."
what's better then throwing dead babe's? catching them after with a pitch fork
babe im breaking up with you. y? im turning 18 tomorrow
Everybody add @christianisni22 on snap!!
Hes a hot babe and he's single
Bf :- babe are you traffic police? Gf :- No Bf :- then why do you shout at me not wearing the helmet ?
Bf:babe do you love me? Gf:of course,why do you ask? bf:i heard that your mom passed away and i went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up and then i remembered why i went to the garden
My chocolate babe is calling my name and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak me on.
I remember having a crush on my math teacher so i winked at her and said "dont worry babe, ill callculater."
What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes
babe it's over
AFTER ALL I DONE FOR YOU WOW I CHEATED ON YOU WITH YOUR SISTER ANYWAY
I meant the movie...
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Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian don’t bother me none babe Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine! “hol up”
Hey babe!
Wife:hi babe Husband:Hey Wife:Do u wanna Husband:YES Wife:Ok make sure you have a towel to go to the beach Husband:WHAT you mean go to the beach Wife:yes what did u think i ment Husband:oh nothing bye Wife:Bye see u there
