Babe Jokes

BF: Babe, I have two questions.

GF: Ok, ask!

BF: Where have you been all my life?

GF: Aww, that’s so sweet. And the second question?

BF: Can you please go back there?

Anonymous
in Titanic

titanic - “yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her”

Anus McDickNuggets

babe im breaking up with you. y? im turning 18 tomorrow

menemajeff
in Baby

what’s better then throwing dead babe’s? catching them after with a pitch fork

Anonymous

A hot girls wants to do suicide and jump from a bridge when an ugly smelly homeless weirdo walks up to her. And he says "hey you hot babe, let’s fuck. She just answers “get the fuck away you ugly bastard”. The guy just laughs and says “alright i wait down there”.

Anonymous
in Flat

I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.

She said “but the world is round”

I said, babe you are my world.

Lola
in Twin

There were two two twin brothers Lucas and Marcus. Marcus got a girl friend while Lucas stayed single. A few weeks later Lucas was caught kissing Marcus’s girlfriend and Marcus comes over and says: “Babe I know we’re twins but I’m Marcus and that’s Lucas you were kissing.” and his girlfriend looks at him and says: “I know.”

Anonymous
in Girl

Bf :- babe are you traffic police? Gf :- No Bf :- then why do you shout at me not wearing the helmet ?

Amanda

What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes

potory

Bf:babe do you love me? Gf:of course,why do you ask? bf:i heard that your mom passed away and i went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up and then i remembered why i went to the garden

Anonymous
in Chocolate

My chocolate babe is calling my name and now I’m about to get my chocolate freak me on.

Anonymous
in Calculator

I remember having a crush on my math teacher so i winked at her and said “dont worry babe, ill callculater.”

Darkwolf

Gf:babe,do you love me Bf:count the stars and thats how much i love you\ Gf:but its morning sweetie… Bf:Exactly Gf: :0,Ill take that as a no

Read this
in Roast

Girlfriend:Babe what do yo think of our love? Me:Look at the stars in the sky Girlfriend:aww… it’s infinity right? Me:No,it’s a waste of time. Girlfriend:I’m breaking up with you. Me:Whatever when I take out the trash I think of you

apple
in Boyfriend

babe it’s over

AFTER ALL I DONE FOR YOU WOW I CHEATED ON YOU WITH YOUR SISTER ANYWAY

I meant the movie…

Dark wofl
in Son

Dad\mom:Son,your adopted .son:i know,.holds up daddys phone that has the text of them talking about it. dad:babe,we need to talk. mom:ok… dad:hes grounded. mom:your right,your grounded! oh and im dumping you. son:am i getting a new daddy? mom:soon honey,soon… dad:i really shouldnt have let her know i cheating

O Man
in Woman

So this woman woke up since she had a bad dream and was yelling about her bad dream then in the bed her husband woke up and said “Hey You Just Woke Me Up In A Sweet Dream” she said “Oh Sorry Babe” then she asked him what was his about then he responded like “I was with a woman me and her was in the middle of dreamy sex you just ruined it” she said “AAAAh” he asked her what her dream was about then she replied as “I was trying to suck a mans Penis and A cock trying to get cumpiee out of it”!

watersharky Music Productions

Drivers License-By- watersharky Music Productions and Olivia Rodrigo- I got my driver’s license last week Just like we always talked about 'Cause you were so excited for me To finally drive up to your house But today I drove through the suburbs Crying 'cause you weren’t around And you’re probably with that blonde girl Who always made me doubt She’s so much older than me She’s everything I’m insecure about Yeah, today I drove through the suburbs 'Cause how could I ever love someone else? And I know we weren’t perfect but I’ve never felt this way for no one And I just can’t imagine how you could be so okay now that I’m gone Guess you didn’t mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street And all my friends are tired Of hearing how much I miss you, but I kinda feel sorry for them 'Cause they’ll never know you the way that I do, yeah Today I drove through the suburbs And pictured I was driving home to you And I know we weren’t perfect But I’ve never felt this way for no one, oh And I just can’t imagine how you could be so okay, now that I’m gone I guess you didn’t mean what you wrote in that song about me ‘Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street Red lights, stop signs I still see your face in the white cars, front yards Can’t drive past the places we used to go to ‘Cause I still fuckin’ love you, babe (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) Sidewalks we crossed I still hear your voice in the traffic, we’re laughing Over all the noise God, I’m so blue, know we’re through But I still fuckin’ love you, babe (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) I know we weren’t perfect but I’ve never felt this way for no one And I just can’t imagine how you could be so okay, now that I’m gone 'Cause you didn’t mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street Yeah, you said forever, now I drive alone past your street…

Delcie

Wife:hi babe Husband:Hey Wife:Do u wanna Husband:YES Wife:Ok make sure you have a towel to go to the beach Husband:WHAT you mean go to the beach Wife:yes what did u think i ment Husband:oh nothing bye Wife:Bye see u there