Short jokes

Short jokes

Life

Why am I still alive?

Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...

Emo

Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.

Orphan

Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.

Voice

I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, do they have some good ideas.

Trash Can

Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?

Recycling

I would tell you a recycling joke.

But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.

Kid

when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"