Short jokes
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.
Obv, unless you share your residence.
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
My wife made electric eel for supper. I was shocked!
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
I have a choking kink, so I will enjoy hanging.
Bestfriend @3am: I love you.
Me: Love you too.
*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*
I don't know if this is funny.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.