Short jokes
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
What's a cancer patient's favorite food?
Kentucky Fried Chemotherapy
If you think I sound sexy, just reply "sexy."
What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.
What do Doges like? Memes.
Murder is the same as suicide, except the other person is doing it for you.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
Have you ever met a knight with a metanite at night?
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Mountain Dew was a real mountain.
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.
Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying?
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.