Short jokes
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Why am I still alive?
Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.
Fortnite Battle Pass.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
I tried to high-five a tree. It left me hanging.
Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.
What is smegma name?
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, do they have some good ideas.
Butter believe it.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"