How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you silly goose. You think you're so smart, huh? This is a play on words, you dense cabbage. "Won ton" sounds like "one ton." A ton is 2000 pounds. So the punchline is a pun based on the similar sound. Get it now, Einstein?