Lesbian couple jokes

If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?

If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?

A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."

A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?

The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.

The gay couple was still packing their shit.

A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?

Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

Same time next month?

How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?

None, it's all tongue and groove...

A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.

Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.

What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.

What's a lesbian's favorite type of food?

Finger-food.