Lesbian couple jokes
A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?
The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.
The gay couple was still packing their shit.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
Why do lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence?
Because women are emotional and full of drama.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
Lesbian stands for:
L: Loving
E: Extra
S: Shitty
B: Bitches
I: I
A: Am attracted to
N: Nice girls.
In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?
None, both carpet munchers eat out.