Lesbian couple jokes

Man

If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?

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  • Marriage License

    If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?

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  • Couple

    A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."

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  • Couple

    A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?

    The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.

    The gay couple was still packing their shit.

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  • Couple

    A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?

    Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.

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  • Lesbian

    Daughter: Dad.

    Dad: Yes honey?

    Daughter: I'm lesbian.

    Dad: Ok.

    Daughter 2: Dad.

    Dad: Yes?

    Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.

    Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?

    Son: I do...

    Vampire

    What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

    Same time next month?

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  • Lesbian

    How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?

    None, it's all tongue and groove...

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  • Pussy

    Two lesbians adopted a cat. That night, the cat ran away. Why?

    Because it heard one say, "I'm gonna eat that pussy."

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