Margarita jokes
What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.
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Mexican Comedy Week
Margarita Monday Taco Tuesday Wetback Wednesday Tequila Thursday Fiesta Friday Shake It Saturday Sneaky Sunday
What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.
Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.
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If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says "No Tres passing."