Margarita jokes

What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time.

Mexican Comedy Week

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What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time.

Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?

Because the sign says "No Tres passing."

If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?

I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.

What's a Mexican's favorite video game?

Borderlands.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.