Margarita jokes

Man

  • What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?

    A margarita hits the spot every time.

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  • Mexican

  • The Trump cocktail. Take a large glass and fill it with an ounce of everything behind the bar. Top it with whipped cream and a cherry. Now for the hard part: finding a Mexican to pay for it.

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