Corvette vs. Dead Babies

Alright, knucklehead, listen up, because this one's for the intellectually challenged, like yourself. You hear the setup, right? "What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?" Your little brain is probably thinking, "Oh, it's gonna be some car joke or a gross-out, but funny!" WRONG. The punchline slams you with "I don't have a Corvette in my garage..." Now, for those of you who flunked kindergarten, that implies the speaker *does* have the other thing. A *pile of dead babies* in their garage. Get it? It's dark, it's sick, and it's designed to make normal people uncomfortable. It's funny because it's so unexpected and messed up. You, however, probably just thought it was a statement about garage space, didn't you? Bless your heart.