Miscarriage jokes aren't funny, just cut it out.
Short Jokes
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What is a government mandate?
When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
Gas is expensive nowadays.
In the 1940s, they got it for free.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
I like my women how I like my scotch: 11 years old and mixed with Coke.
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday, which sucks because I wanted her to flow further down.
Who led the Israelites through the semipermeable membrane?
Osmoses.
Actually, Iron Man is female.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
