Short jokes
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy or a girl? It's meatballs.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
Preventing suicide is best done by committing it.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...
Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."
Boom, it went.
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
Pick a number, syckkkkkkk, that’s the wrong number.