Short jokes
How can toilet paper decorate your house?
Shit sticks everywhere.
Did you hear about the gay choirboy?
He choked on his first hymn.
What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach?
"Sandy cheeks."
The Titanic before the iceberg be like: "We can't go under it, we gotta go through it!"
Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
How much pussy does a priest get? None.
What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?
You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
Why is flour retarded?
Because it's in-bread.
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
"And then I said, \"Knife to meet you.\""
"You stabbed my brother!"
"It's okay, I'm in stable condition!"
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
Two priests are in a bar. One says to the other priest, "I'll swap you two fives for a ten."
What goes "Ooooooo"?
A cow with no lips.
Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.