Short jokes
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
Orphan
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for "poo."
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
What do turtles use to communicate?
A shellphone!
I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
Family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
You're really special.
But the R in special is silent.
One time my receipt broke before I even got to my truck.
I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)
-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!
-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
What category of music did JFK like?
You could say he was a metalhead.
Lucky they're only balls, not real balls!
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"