Short jokes
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
"You raise me up to stand on mountains," said the dwarf pornstar on my penis.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
Comment and join Dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.