Short jokes
What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?
I don't know. I suffocated at birth.
What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.
I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?
I love you, Explain Bear. Please bear my children.
You know where I get my soda? Mini-soda.
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
What does Ben 10 call his wife?
Humungouswhore
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.
How do you see past that forehead?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
What do women have on an empty stomach? A miscarriage.