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Explain Bear's Identity

    • "Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."

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    • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is so bad it's good, or maybe it's just plain bad. The punchline is that Explain bear is gay. So what? Also, it is confirmed (wink).

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    • NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

    I'm gonna drill explain Bear about this

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    That explains it.

    In gay male culture, a "bear" is a specific body type - think big hairy gay man dressed in far too much leather. The opposite extreme to a "twink" who is young, smooth, muscular and full of cream like the "twinkie" snack cake. There are a few other body types, like "otter" (a hairy gay boy who's not as large as a bear) or a cub (which is a younger bear).

    All that dropped soap isn't going to pick itself up from the gay saunabath floor, after all.

    Tolerant Goldendoodle

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