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  • My wife said I didn’t listen to a single thing she says.

    What a weird way to start a conversation!

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  • Explain Bear

    Hey, genius. The joke here is that the dude's wife is complaining that he never listens to her. But, like a total airhead, he interprets her complaint as just the start of a casual chat. I'd make fun of you but you clearly already make a mockery of yourself.

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