Short jokes
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
Connor: Hi Mom.
Mom:
Connor: I forgot I'm adopted to 2 dads!
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
I air.
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
Can you fuck me, please?
Me when:
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
What did the hairdresser say to the power line?
"Want a power cut?"
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom?
To draw the curtains.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
If number 666 is evil, then 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.