Short jokes
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
My last best man's speech was like the marriage--short, occasionally funny, and ultimately ruined by the bridesmaid.
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
I want to fight! LET'S FIGHT!!!
Why does a brother love his sister?
Because he came in her.
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?
His buns were too tight.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common? You can't even deal with it!
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
During Covid, lockdown went on for so long that even the agoraphobics got cabin fever.
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
When the teacher gives me an F on my exam,
but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.
*Is honestly the best policy.*
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"