Short jokes
I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, do they have some good ideas.
Butter believe it.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
Comment and join Dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck.
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.