Short jokes
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Your hairline receded like the girls did after the party.
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
Mom: You will make me kill myself.
Me who has cut first: I'll kill myself ✨first✨!
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
What is smegma name?
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
Why am I still alive?
Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.
Fortnite Battle Pass.
I tried to high-five a tree. It left me hanging.