Short jokes
Whenever I see a dog video, I just take a second to press paws.
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.
What’s the difference between air and a six year old?
Air has resistance.
What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.
Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
If I was any more inbred, I'd be a sandwich.