Dead people jokes

What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

Dead people jokes are the best, they're ground breaking.

Why is rape worse than death?

Because dead people get way more attention.

What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...

What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?

Icy dead people.

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?

Eight dead people.

You know every time we think of sex, an angel dies.

We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.

Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.

What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?

They both hang from a tree!

So, me and my friend dressed as dead people for Halloween. The only difference in the costume was that he was actually dead.

I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.

Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!

What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.

What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.

When you die, people cry and wish you to come back.

But when you do, people scream and run away.

If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?

I recently found out that my grandma died. We did an autopsy, and the results came back. They were pretty shocking.

We found out that she died............... from an autopsy.

Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?

Because he's dead.