Dead people

Dead people jokes

Movie

What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

Rape

Why is rape worse than death?

Because dead people get way more attention.

Film

What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

Memes

Friend

Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...

People

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?

Eight dead people.

Angel

You know every time we think of sex, an angel dies.

We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.

Christmas

What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?

They both hang from a tree!

Costume

So, me and my friend dressed as dead people for Halloween. The only difference in the costume was that he was actually dead.

People

What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.

People

What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.

Memes

Community