Dead people jokes

Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.

What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?

They both hang from a tree!

I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.

Why is rape worse than death?

Because dead people get way more attention.

What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.

So, me and my friend dressed as dead people for Halloween. The only difference in the costume was that he was actually dead.

What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

You know every time we think of sex, an angel dies.

We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.

What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.

Dead people jokes are the best, they're ground breaking.

Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!

Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...

Potters are dead xoxoxoxoxox.

What do you call dead?

(Not Michael Jackson)

Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.

Dead.

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?

Eight dead people.

What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?

Icy dead people.

What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.