Go drop-kick an orphan. No one will know, not like his parents would know.
The Orphan Drop-Kick Suggestion. Brutal, I know, right?!??!?!?!?!??!!?
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. You see, orphans don't have parents. So the joke is that if you kick an orphan, their parents won't be around to care or notice. Get it now, smart guy?