Short jokes
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
How was Jenga invented?
By watching the Twin Towers collapse.
With great depression comes great antidepressants.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"
If Emma Feel had a penny every time someone gave her head, she would have enough to make Mark Zuckerberg and Trump her third-legged bitch.
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”