Short jokes
What happened after Technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't; I do it myself.
ssundee: "If this video gets to 100k likes, I'll post part 2."
SSUNDEE WIFE: "SHUT THE #### UP!"
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.
Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."
Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.