Short jokes
When you have a bladder infection,
You're in trouble. 😜
Robin: "The car's not working."
Batman: "Did you check the battery?"
Robin: "What's a tery?"
Hell in Greek times was known as cold and misty... so now just look at Seattle.
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.
Why is sex like math?
You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
In Portuguese, "Trumpa" means bullshit.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To end his pain and suffering.
Can a match box? No, but a tin can.
I'd like to relish the fact that you've mustered up the courage to ketchup to my level.
Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.
Where are the best shooting ranges in America?
Used to be in schools, but now in subways.
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
Mom, can I please go out and play?
... no answer.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Life is like giving head... it always sucks.
1 and 2 fell in love. The 2 said, "You're the only 1 for me!"
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!