Timtam

The girl: if you could change a few things about me what would those changes be?

The boy: If I could change a few things about you I'd make you blind, deaf, mute, and born without hands.

The girl: What! Why?

The boy: so I can rape you with out ever fearing that you'll tell on me.

I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with HEHE!

Why was jfk stupid? He only had half a brain

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the OTHER side

What's the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point