Short jokes
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
What happened when the man died? Yes.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Egg?
I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.
He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
Amogus.
Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,
he is my only motivation for trying again.
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.