Short jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
No one who?
Who lives under the sea?
Malaysia flight 370.
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.
Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.
Reeeeeeeeeeee!
Rice Middle School
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
What's the difference between Jane Doe and a field?
A field gets harvested in the fall, while Jane Doe gets plowed.
I got so bad about cutting myself every time I went to the bathroom, I wanted to break my jacket zipper off and use that!
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!
Did you hear of my new job as a can crusher? It's soda pressing.