Short jokes
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good, then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.
Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't; I do it myself.
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
There's no smoke or fire without a Muslim.
1 like = 1 kid in the bed with me.
If I had a spray can, I would spray it on your ass. Because the instructions say to spray on flat surfaces.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Your hairline's so bent, it goes west, east, north, and south!
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
Your mom is like a penny: two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants.
Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.