How do you sink an American battleship?
Have the French build it.
Short Jokes
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?
Calculator!
POV: You liked this joke because you're straight.
If it's on the clock, it's old enough for the cock.
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.
He'll probably leave her alone now.
He doesn't eat vegetables.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to find their dad again.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.
Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed!
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
How can you tell Donald Trump is old and demented?
He can't distinguish between tanned people and cockroaches!
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain. "Quick, let's swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
Went to my friend's house, fucked his sister.
I had a fun funeral / birthday.
