My teacher asked everyone how tall their grandparents were. I responded, "My grandpa is 5ft 10, and my grandma is -6ft."
Grandparent Heights Are Relative, Especially When Morbidly Considered
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, dumb dumb. You probably thinkin', "Why the heck is the grandma negative six feet tall?" Well, dingus, it's 'cause she's pushing up daisies, six feet under! Get it now, blockhead?
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