Short jokes
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
Ouch!
Where do whales get weighed?
The whaleway station.
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How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
You're do annoying like your fucked up hairline.
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I'm famous!
Gay follow me on TikTok @thatpunkid.
Lil’ Johnny be dead, you fools!
American: I've never shot a gun.
African: That's the first coming from an American!
To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
Follow me on Twitch at AKA_Benjamin.
Me: Hey, what book are you reading?
Him: "The Twisted Ones."
Me: Uh, I guess that book is pretty twisted.
I sucked a dick.
I have a son. Her name is Zara.
I also have a dad. Her name is Lydia.
I accidentally walked on the Lego Batman mask.
I want my fucking feet back!
Oliver Savage.
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