Short jokes
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.
9/11.
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!
Jonah Oglan.
My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!
A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
All hail President Trump!
Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK.
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
Top G advice: You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella.