Short jokes

"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.

9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!

What's up?

A rocket from NASA.

OMG SO FUNNYY!

If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.

I dunno man, worked for me.

Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂

Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?

Moment and I

What type of flower do you give an orphan?

A self-raising [flour].

An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."

There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.

You may not like me, but you still look up to me.

What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"

Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.

Dump in a stump. Ahahahaha.

I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.

I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.

Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?

Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.

You know who else has dementia?

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Levi

Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.