Short jokes
Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.
Ummmm 67.
duha is gay hahahahahaha.
What's Reddit?
My people are starving. Stop Africa jokes. Not funny >:(
What's two lesbians in a tent?
A finger hut.
What did Saturday say on the day before Friday?
I’m thursty (Thursday).
So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
Baby > commits start breathing.
Mom > commits abort.
Baby > commits ohshit.exe
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
He asked for a shot of beer?
He got shot and killed.
My dick is red.
Your pussy's pink.
It's really tight
When you're dead.
I have a penis.
How's that for a fucking joke? It's not a joke. It's terrible.
500 thumbs down and I'll lop off my dick with a razor.
My dishwasher is broke.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
Why did the penguin pull out a tooth? It was Mexican.
When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!