Short jokes
What did the pedophile say to the kids?
"FUCK!"
Yourself.
Question: Why can't you trust a tree?
Answer: 'Cause they are always shady.
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.
God damn it. Fuck Christianity. I'm fucking 30 years old and still a virgin.
THAT'S A JOKE GOD DAMMIT!
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
Trump's cabinet are like panties. Some crawl up your butt, some snap under pressure, and some actually cover your butt when you need them.
"Simba is proof cats don’t always land on their feet."
Lil Johnny came home one day and said, "What do fucking each other mean?"
Then he walked through the living room and his dad was fucking his mom, so oh.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight (ate) nine.
What are the kids addicted to these days? Juulius Caesar (Juuls).
A gay couple actually goes to heaven. Turns out Jesus was a hypocrite.
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!
Abortion is not a joke.
I like my cigars like I like my women:
Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack.
The cat said hi.