Short jokes
What’s the difference between a living and dead person?
I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL' SCRUB.
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?
qestrrrr.
Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.
Why is Joe cool?
I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!
Verga.
Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.
What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.
Messi isn't as rich as Ronaldo. He cannot afford a Lamborghini.
OMG, you wanna hear a joke?
Nah, I don't care.
Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"
It was poohp.