Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hairhairhairhairhairhair!
Short Jokes
Your mom is so fat, she can't make it through the door.
My penis is too big for my dad to suck it, so my mum sucks it instead.
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What do you call a website that openly encourages racist posts?
I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.
Helen Keller, more like hell 'n killer.
Jesus is fake,
He hides from himself.
How did Helen Keller get punished?
Her parents gave her a bomb and told her to eat it.
Climb high, climb far,
Get high, get far.
Do you want a book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down!
O Dario tem namorada?
My sister was at Sixth Street and someone stepped on her toes and she bled, so she called the police! XD
What's the difference between a mother and a pigeon?
One doesn't eat their husband out.
A gay couple actually goes to heaven. Turns out Jesus was a hypocrite.
What is the difference between a man peering through the key hole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is rude and nosy.
Sajan's Hairline
Poopy loopy.
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
Niguh.
