Short jokes
If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.
What time is it when you cannot do anything?
What has two names and one big home?
A person.
What can fly?
Bird.
Your mom gay.
(l=====8
My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?
I can't see the bee.
It's by the beehive.
The date is April 1st.
Somebody asks you what you are doing.
“I guess you could say I’m... fooling around ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)“
Your mum's got big tits.
You
You
You're the cow.
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
Tell me a joke.
OK, your face.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
It was so windy I saw a chicken lay the same egg twice!
The waiter recommended the rug meal.
She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.
My dick actually destroyed the Death Star.
A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.
Add me on Snapchat for streaks: Loganlytton.
My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!